Even though we knew covid cases would jump after Thanksgiving gathering, it is disheartening. Science is right again.
Let’s turn to the larger global and intergalactic news below.
The Mystery of the Moving Monoliths
Last known photograph of the monolith.
In recent months, the world’s gaze locked in on the mysterious monolith that appeared in the Utah desert. Prominent Ufologists quickly identified the hallmarks of advanced alien technology.
Just as things seemed settled, the monolith disappeared!
Moments later, a gang of aliens dressed as pranksters arrived, pushed it over, and took it away in a pickup truck. Get the skinny and more photos here.
Apparently the monolith was constructed of an alien vesion of plywood, covered with polished metal. No human could have done this!
And then There were Two
At least there was a monolith there. Inexplicably, it dissappeared.
Three's the Charm
Before you could say “I vant to suck your blood,” the monolith appeared and then disappeared, just like the other two.
The only possible explanation is that aliens are messing with us.
The monoliths stopped appearing right after the US government re-instituted the Dreamers program. It allows aliens who were brought to the country as children to stay.
Coincidence? I think not!
It’s a relief to see this mystery resolved.
See you Monday.
